Don't You Just Hate That?

This is a list of things that people do and I swear they do it just to bother me. Or so it seems but most likely not. I am sure I will be adding more sooner or later.

• People who stop their cars ten feet from the pedestrian cross walk at a stop light.

• People at work who spend five minutes trying to find me so that they can ask me to fax a single page for them. Helllllooooo? In that time, ya could've just faxed it yourself asshole!

• People who say, "Wassup Bro?" You sound like such an idiot.

• Guys who wear their pants below their butt. Do you really, truly, honestly think that looks cool on you? I didn't think so.

• At the mall, when you are walking behind a group of people, going at a steady pace and all of a sudden, they just stop right in the middle and it disturbs the walking pace of everyone behind them. If you don't know mall etiquette, then don't go.

• When you're talking to someone on the phone and they cough into it instead of pulling the phone away from their mouth.

• Going to see a scary movie and there's a whole group of teenage girls behind you screaming at scenes that aren't even scary.

• When people at the workplace don't have the common decency to put their dirty dish in the dishwasher. Instead, they think the dishwasher fairy is going to pop out of the washer and do it for them.

• When you're talking to someone and they say, "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, could you repeat that?" I can but I won't.

• Parents who refuse to leave the store when their child is endlessly kicking and screaming.

• Parents that bring their infants to movies that are not children's movies. That really bugs the crap outta me!

• People sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant on their cell phones saying, "I can't hear you. Are you there? Hello? Can you hear me?"

• People who let their dogs run around my apartment complex, who crap in the middle of the sidewalk and the owners just leave it there for someone to step in it. Hmmm. I think next time; I will scoop it up myself and put it in front of their door.

• People who park so close to your door that you have to crawl in through the passenger side or through the hatch (if you have one). Bello and I have ALERT stickers for these people. It says, "Next time, leave a can opener so I can get my car out. Assholes like you should take the bus."

• Stores (which means probably all of them) that sell summer clothing during the winter and winter clothing during the summer. Can you say "assed backwards"?