Oh My Gawd, You're An Idiot!

I am turning into one of those stupid people, people! I get so frustrated when stupid shit happens and all I wanna do is choke someone. I have some serious issues right now.

Scene: I am at my desk coding invoices. My Diet Pepsi is off to the side, away from my invoices. What happened? What do you think smarty pants????????? IT SPILLED ALL OVER MY INVOICES AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE OUT OF THE WAY!

I go to grab an invoice and my hand glides ten inches over to the left to skim passed the can so that it can fall over and produce this massive spill over everything. What the h*ll!?!?!?!?! How does this happen??? I wasn't even thinking about reaching for the can yet my hand just decides all on it's own that it's gonna knock the can over just to piss me off! Stupid freakin hand! Off with its head!

Oh gawd, I'm going insane. Hands don't have heads.