Fundamental Changes

By now it is old news that US spy agencies allegedly lied about their knowledge of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Tell us something we don’t know assholes. So what’s to come of this now that we are being told something that has been suspected all along? Another time wasting effort from the Commission to pass on recommendations to Bush so that he can once again ignore these recommendations and lead us into another unnecessary war.
U.S. Intelligence was “dead wrong” about weapons in Iraq and they know very little about nuclear weapons in other countries such as North Korea and Iran. Let me rephrase this:

“The U.S. (Undeniably Stupid) Intelligence agencies (an oxy-moron, btw) lied about their knowledge on weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. They know NOTHING about any nuclear weapons whatsoever in relation to any other country.” It’s that simple, peeps.

According to one of many pointless speeches Bush has given, “we need to know more about the weapons programs and intentions of dangerous enemies.” Uh. Okay. Apparently the weapons programs consist of American and United Airlines and the intention is to try and bring us down because we live life the wrong way according to Al Qaeda. What more do you need, stupid?

To prevent future failure (believe there will be future failures as long as Bush is still president) we must make dramatic changes in the intelligence agencies. Once again, Mr. Pussy, I mean Mr. Bush, changes were recommended and you choose to ignore them.

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, he goes on to say, “we need to adjust; need to understand the threats and adjust our capabilities to meet those threats.” WTF? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

Oh yeah. Did I mention the “fundamental changes” that need to occur so that we can better confront threats of the 21st century? We are at war for reasons unknown, it’s costing us billions of dollars, thousands of lives and this moron is talking about basic changes to the intelligence agencies. Basic? Because of some really stupid people who “mislead” you, Mr. Bush, who created the biggest fuck up in American history, you want to make BASIC changes????

What you need to do, Bush, is fire every person responsible, impeach yourself and get the fuck out so THAT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING CAN RUN THIS COUNTRY!

This so-called president of ours escapes responsibility every single time something backfires on him. I think Mr. Bush should join all the has-beens on the Surreal Life series. Hey Bush! Why don’t ya go get drunk with Mini Me and you guys can pose naked with each other on national TV. You can’t be anymore embarrassed than you are now, can’t ya?

A little note to Layla – btw means “by the way” and wtf means “what the fuck”