Happy Battle of Puebla Day

What is Cinco de Mayo? It is the fifth day in May in which the Mexican-Americans and Hispanic heritage celebrate their victory over the “1862 Battle of Puebla in which Mexican troops defeated invading French forces.”

As the rest of America is celebrating TODAY, our wonderful, intelligent, smart, and mathematical genius President, decided he was going to celebrate it a day sooner.

“I always look forward to Cinco de Mayo especially because it gives me a chance to practice my Spanish.” Says good ole Dubya. The only problem with that, Dubya, is that you were celebrating Quatro de Mayo, not Cinco de Mayo.

So, while Dubya was celebrating with many on Wednesday, in the Rose Garden with decorated tables of bright pink, blue and green, we all were thinking about how were are going to celebrate it on Thursday.

“Next year, I'm going to have to work on my math." Well, I should say you do.

So does this mean that Christmas Day now falls on December 24th, Mr. Dubya? Damn, you’re an idiot, Dubya. What were you thinking?