Robin's Q's, Bella's A's

You've just been given the secret formula for a chemical spray that will either (a) make every woman thin for the rest of her life, or (b) make every man remember to put the toilet seat down when he's done. You only have enough chemicals for one go-round the world. Which do you make?

This is simple and here’s why. I could careless about the toilet seat. I can only remember once when my fat ass almost fell in because Bello didn’t put it down. It didn’t bother me then and it won’t bother me later.

I would choose to make all women thin. Come on ladies, did you honestly think I would dis you like that? Just because half of you are probably conceited little bitches doesn’t mean I would pass up the opportunity to become that sexy beauty queen that I fantasize about becoming. Besides, most of you would be thanking me after watching your ass deflate in seconds.

Fact: 60% of Americans are over weight.
Fact: Most department stores carry clothing for those that are thin – 40%.

All that thin people clothes is going to waste! In other words, there is a shortage of fat people clothes! So, it would make sense to make every woman thin so all those thin clothes can be utilized. Right? WELL IT SOUNDS GOOD, DOESN’T IT????

Have you ever been in a bar fight?

I have been in a stupid bar fight. I was on the dance floor, minding my own business, listening to my EX boyfriend and his band play, when out of nowhere this kid grabs me from behind, yanks my shirt and I fall backwards onto my then skinny rear. I got up and I was madder n hell. That summabitch just took me down. So I grabbed him, yanked him down, got on top of him and punched him. He cried all the way out the door.


It's "Worship Bella Day." How does the nation observe this day?

Is this where I have to be creative??? This is what I would do. I would make it a requirement that every single person would have to spend 24 hours with a person of a different nationality. Not your friends! It would have to be a nationality that is not included in your group of friends. For example, I don’t know anyone who is Lebanese so I could find someone of that nationality to befriend for the next 24 hours. It would also be a requirement that you make an effort to get to know that person with or without a language barrier. True, it would be difficult but not speaking the same language could very well be one of the few things that you don’t have in common.

What IF God were one of us... and He turned out to be the guy who works at your local mini-mart?

The man who owned the local mini-mart in my hometown was a very respectable and extremely nice gentleman. If he were God, then I would say that he would be the perfect person to be God because I have never met anyone who cared so much about so many people. This man gave a lot of genuine advice that I still remember today and live by it.

“School is not suppose to be easy, Bella, but it’s only difficult when you make it difficult. But once you see it as a challenge, that’s when it becomes fun. It’s all thought control, Bella”

If you had to choose between losing internet service for 24hrs, or losing control of your bladder for 24hrs, which would you choose?

Uh…..Ever heard of Depends? Yeah, you get my point.