Tag Meme

So, I have been tagged by Kim! The following is a list of occupations. Of this list, I must choose five of them and elaborate what I would do should I be enjoying this occupation. At the end, I may add some to the list and so can you, should you be chosen as my victim. And I get to choose three victims……

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Talk Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer...
If I could be a filmmaker...
If I could be a sherpa...
If I could be a ninja...
If I could be a cab driver...

If I could be a ninja, I would kick that girl’s ass that kicked my ass in ninth grade. Damn I’m immature. Shut up, Layla.

If I could be a mob boss, I’d go over to Victoria Gotti’s house and tie her up so that the TV World would no longer have to look at her ugly ass. Then I’d take her boys to a boot camp and leave them there forever.

If I could be a Jedi, I wouldn’t be a Jedi, asshole, I’d be a JEDI MASTER. End of story.

If I could be a midget stripper, I’d kill myself.

If I could be a scientist, I would invent a plague that would only destroy the Bush family so that they would disappear from existence. I’m kidding. Sheeeesh. Actually, I would invent a brain instrument so that I could brainwash everyone into being Anti-Bush Americans. Why is there someone knocking on my door this late at night?

And the winners of the next tag session are:

Blue

DC

Barbara