Are You Feeling Turtlelee Today?

For the last couple of days I have been feeling a little

sloooooooow

Could it be the weather? Mother Nature is messing with my body and I don't like it. However, it would help if the weather people were right at least 50% of the time. It would make my life 50% easier when I wake up in the morning knowing I have a better chance of dressing accordingly.

I feel like sending death threats to the weather girl on Channel 3. First it's gonna rain. Then it's not gonna rain. Then it might rain a little. Wait! Now it's gonna rain one - two inches by tonight. One to two inches, huh? Now, I'm not one to actually blame the weather forecasters for predicting the wrong forecast but when I walk out my door and my face is kissed with warm sunshine with no cloud in sight, it has to make one wonder, "Are these weather people for real or are they deliberately messing with our minds as a cruel sick joke?"

Do you think they enjoy the torment of watching people leave their homes in heavy wool knitted sweaters, raincoats, scarfs, gloves, beanie's and carrying umbrellas, knowing all along that it's gonna be 80 degrees when they said it was going to rain heavily with highs in the 50's? It makes me just a little suspicious, people. Do you hear me? SUS-PISH-US!

I must express a little understanding towards the little weather elves down at the news station. I am the first to admit that California weather isn't the easiest to predict. It is no longer the California weather that everyone in this world thinks it is. So if you plan on visiting anytime soon, wear shorts underneath your pants, tank top under your sweater and always have a jacket and umbrella in your car.