I Need TeePee For My Bunghole!

For a month, I was doing this colon cleanse thing and unfortunately, it cleaned me out so good that my body could no longer handle any food at all. Every time I ate so much as a yogurt, my body would attack it, and in turn, race out of my butt as if it were that of a water fall. I know you didn’t need to read that, but tough shit (no pun intended) I am telling you anyway.

The product I was using is called Colonix from the Dr. Natura website. Go look it up yourself cuz I am not about to leave a link to that site; not after what it did to my insides. So, as I was saying, it worked too good. What I missed on their site is that when taking their product (which cost me $300 for two-three month cleansing kits for Bello and I) you must also buy ten million other products of theirs to offset everything this product takes out of your body. Something that could have been brought to my attention FOUR WEEKS AGO!

Had Bello and I actually purchased all this additional cleansing capsules, it would have cost us easily over a grand. How do they get away with this? I guess it’s stupid and gullible people like myself that fall for their advertisement and end up getting ripped off. Well, I didn’t exactly get ripped off since I received a refund but I did lose out on the $25 shipping and handling fee. Oh well, at least it wasn’t $300.