The Shitty Post

Bello told me a story about a shart incident.

Allow me to explain what a shart is. I know, I’m with you, I had never heard of the term before it came out of Bello’s mouth. I assure you the previous sentence will become funny once I explain to you exactly what a shart is.

The equation goes like this:

shit + fart = shart Translation: Tried to fart but shit in pants.

Is that straight to the point or what?

So, shart came out of Bello’s mouth thus, entering my ears for the very first time. Bello’s mouth didn’t really shart; he said it for the first time. Okay, ‘nuff explainin.

Bello and friend went to the bar, ordered drinks and talking amongst people when said friend whispered in Bello’s ear, “Dude, we gotta go.” To which Bello replies, “Dude, I just got my beer.” To which said friend responds with, “No dude, you don’t understand. I just sharted.”

That ride home must have been really uncomfortable.