Suck is a Cool Word

This totally sucks ass.

I can easily apply this term to just about everything that is going on in this world. However, I promised myself that I wouldn’t voice anymore opinions about the subject because, gawddammit, the crap just pisses me off.

What I can voice though, is that I love the word suck. I also like the words shit, gawdam, hell and fuck, but nothing compares to the word suck.

Suck is so universal. It can be used anywhere at anytime and most people will not be offended. Albeit, there are those who occasionally become offended, and I mean really offended, depending on how the word is used. For example, if you say, “Suck my dick!” in public, chances are you will offend someone. But, if you say, “It sure would be nice to have a nice big Popsicle to suck on.” you’re chances are slim that anyone will be offended. It may be a little subliminal but nonetheless tolerable. Still, there are those people who just can’t stop associating the word SUCK with something inappropriate.

What about a universally used phrase? SUCK ON THIS.

The interpretations are endless. Someone could be referring to a child with a pacifier or bottle. It could be that a person has a sore throat and has been given a lozenge. What about using it when ciphering gas? Huh? That’s a good one, ain’t it? The problem with this phrase is that a majority of the people would not relate that phrase to anyone of these examples. I know you’re not; that’s for damn sure.

I like SUCK. SUCK is my friend. I like using its cousins – sucking, sucks, sucker, sucky and sucked. And if you start to say it over and over again, it starts to sound funny too.

Yep, I like suck and apparently suck likes me too.