Twisted Humor

Bello, Belle and I went to his parent’s house for the weekend to celebrate his mom’s birthday. On Sunday, we all went out to lunch and of course, leave it to Bello to start up “The Politically Incorrect” conversation. FYI – Bello and I are quite known to be a little crass with a twisted sense of humor.

Ten years ago, a lad decided to take his own life by jumping off one of the overpasses and into the freeway below and landed on a car. Now, I have never fully understood the thought process of committing suicide but I do admit that I tried it once when I was thirteen and dumb and my first boyfriend broke up with me. I was so hurt that I took 4 ibuprofens and thought I was going to die instantly. It turns out it just gave me a really bad stomach ache. Since then, I have never thought about it nor tried it again. So I imagine that this guy who jumped off the bridge must have had some serious issues.

Now comes “The Politically Incorrect” part. Bello said that he was discussing this particular incident with his friend Freddie and they came up with some ideas. If you are going to be a jerk about your suicide and ruin someone else’s possessions while you jump off a bridge, then you should do it in style and go out with a BANG!

Imagine this – you’re driving on the freeway and SMACK! An astronaut lands on your windshield. I know what you’re thinking, “That’s impossible considering the astronaut would disintegrate during reentry!” But you would have to suspend that belief just for the cause. Give the guy a break; at least he added a little humor to it. After all, it could have been worse. The guy could have been wearing a Superman suit.