I Amuse Myself

I was going through my archive and I found this one that I had blogged about in January of 2005. Some of you may remember it and those of you who haven't read my blog for that long will get a good laugh out of it.

The Green Jeep Incident - January 2005

I wasn't going to post this on my site because I was so embarrassed and not to mention, my fiancée reads my blog. However, the more I think about it, I can actually laugh at it because it is rather amusing.

A couple of weekends ago, Bello, Belle and I went out shopping. When we returned to our Green Jeep, I returned the shopping cart to the designated area, like the good person I am, (don't you just hate it when you see all the shopping carts in the parking stalls and there's no where to park so you have to get out of your car and move it cuz the previous cart user was too lazy to do it themselves) oh..did I get off the subject with random babbling? Sorry.

Anyway, I returned the cart and returned to the Green Jeep. I proceeded to open the passenger door and it was locked. So, I waited and Bello didn't unlock the door. So, I knocked on the window; still the doors didn't unlock.

Now, I started getting irritated so I knocked really hard and yelled, "Unlock the damn door!" and pressed my face and hands against the window and to my horror, there was an old man staring at me, absolutely horrified. I gasped, took a step back and realized that the Green Jeep was in fact not ours. I calmly apologized and said, "Wrong Green Jeep." and walked away to the right Green Jeep parked three stalls away.

I got into our Green Jeep quietly without relaying the embarrassing incident and we drove happily home. I can't begin to imagine what that poor old man must have been thinking.

Would someone please tell me why I embarrass myself so?????

Aside from that, I have a major complaint. Yes, Layla, I am complaining; deal with it, woman. Have you ever noticed that there is an obscene amount of Forrest Green Jeeps? I for sure have cuz when ya own one; you tend to compare yours to the others. Anyway, it is absolutely absurd that the Jeep manufacturers have to make so many damn Green Jeeps. WHY???? Why must you confuse me with all your freakin Green Jeeps? WHY? Jeep makers should limit the amount of Green Jeeps and any other color for that matter to five of each color in every state. This way, blondes like me don't get so easily confused! They could come up with 100 different colors! Look inside a box of Crayola Crayons for cryin out loud!

They have over 120 colors!

Get creative Jeep people!!!! Stop making my life embarrassing with all your ridiculous Green Jeeps!

I need a nap.