Mrs. Coffee

We have this on going probelm at work that never seems to fall short at EVERY WORKPLACE one goes to.

There are those who like weak coffee and there are those who prefer strong. The issue is (and I am sure this one wasn't hard to figure out) the people in this office still make weak coffee. The kind of weak that when you fill your cup up, you can see right through it, provided you have a clear cup. I was curious myself and used a clear cup once to see just how weak the coffee actually is. Let's put it this way, that coffee was so weak, that people who like weak coffee said, "Damn that's some weak ass coffee!" Is my complaint valid yet? Are you gettin' this?

Why doesn't it register that in the weak person's mind (oh wow, no pun intended) (yeah right) that you can always add water to your cup to make the coffee weak? What is so difficult about doing that?

Oh and another thing, we bought an extra coffee pot specifically labeled for strong coffee.

STOP MAKING YOUR WEAK ASS COFFEE IN IT!

You see what I have to put up with? You try and try to compromise but I always wind up getting kicked in the ass anyway.

Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid!

Can someone please pass the Xanax?