Raiders of the Lost Owner

Bello and I were on speaker phone with my brother Tony last night. Of course, sports is always the topic; mainly baseball with a touch of football.

Me: I read that Jon Bon Jovi wants to buy the Oakland Raiders.

Tony: What?? No way! Jon Bon Jovi?

Bello: They should call themselves The Jon Bon Raiders.

Me & Tony: (Uncontrollable laughter)

Bello: Their team motto could be “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

Me & Tony: (More uncontrollable laughter (the pee-in-your-pants-cough-and-choke-laugh))

Tony: That’s some funny shit.