Side Effects Include

Laziness, Extreme Fits of Laughter, "Who Cares" Attitude, Alcoholism, Drug Addiction, TV Addiction, Incoherent Random Babbling, Mistaken Identity Syndrome (you have mistakenly taken me for a person who gives a shit), Amnesia, Loss of Family, Friends, Pets, Job & Home.

But WHO CARES? You've got Fukitol - the one drug that will make you literally say

FUCK IT ALL!