Dallas Sheraton

There is something that I just don’t understand about the celebrity world. How the hell does someone like Paris Hilton become famous?

Because she’s a hotel heiress…blah…blah…blah…

Her parents are filthy rich…..blah…blah….blah

She's good at attracting attention to herself….blah….blah…..blah

She’s gorgeous…..bullshit…..bullshit…..bullshit

None of these are valid reasons as to why Paris Hilton is famous. Why aren’t the heirs of the Embassy Suites, Holliday Inn, The Marriott or Crowne Plaza famous? They’re filthy rich, probably have beautiful people in their family and could possibly attract a lot of attention towards themselves. What makes these people so different from The Hiltons?

What the hell makes the Hilton sisters so damn special????

Unlike the Hilton’s these people don’t put the “ho” in their hotels; their children are well educated, pride themselves in being smart and logical, focus on business relations and are probably the type of people who discipline their children and teach their children what a dollar is worth. Of course this is just my opinion and I have no relative proof to back up my claim.

HOWEVER

I did do a little googling to find out who some of these people are that own some of America’s most prestigious hotels. There’s virtually nothing on the internet about any of the owners of these major hotel chains. By a fluke, I eventually came upon a hilarious website that broadcasts spoofs of Paris Hilton.

Ladies and Gentleman, may I introduce to you,

Dallas Sheraton

Move over Paris Hilton, there’s a new HO in town.