Goodbye, Guess Girl

Well, I have to say that I am not entirely broken up about it but hey, it’s always a tragedy when someone dies. Even though Anna Nicole’s life was filled with trouble, she entertained me with bizarre behavior that would make me blurt out in repulsion,

“WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“Damn that girl can eat!”
“Did you understand anything she said?”
“She lost all that weight? How? Drugs?”
“TrimSpa? WTF is TrimSpa?”
“Why couldn’t she just eat less and exercise?”

She gave me some great laughs at her expense and I have to admit that I’ll miss watching her once in a while on Extra! and making fun of her slurred-alcohol-drug-induced speech impediment. Remember the time at the Grammys? Dude, I giggled my arse off! It was hilarious and while some people were twisting their mouths in horrid, I was clutching my stomach and pulling cheek muscles from laughing so damn hard.

I felt sorry for Anna when her son died but you can only feel so much for someone who destroyed herself rather than staying strong for her new baby.

Rest in peace, princess.