Smurfs On Acid

Back in high school I hung around with a lot of people that experimented with some hallucinogens every now and then.

A friend of mine had dropped acid in French class and I couldn't resist the temptation to mess with her head. The teacher walked in wearing a white beret and a blue pant suit. You can imagine what our teacher looked like. I casually mentioned this to said friend, "Is it me or does the teacher look like a freakin smurf!" I have never seen anyone on acid look so stunned.

Throughout the class my friend kept bumping my shoulder, "Oh my god, she IS a smurf!" I had to push it even further by telling her, "Yeah, you're right, she is a smurf and all her little smurfs are....oh shit! Look at your leg! Oh my god, they're crawling up your leg!"

"They're crawling up my leg?! WHERE?!"

"Look! There's like ten of them and they're knawing on your leg!"

She freaked so bad and started slapping the invisible smurfs off her leg yelling, "Get them off me, get them off me!"

The whole class turns around wondering what the hell is going on in the back of the class when out of nowhere my friend gets up and bolts out of the classroom screaming, "They're eating my legs!"

The teacher didn't know what to think. I just casually said that my friend was having a little emotional problems at the moment and tomorrow she would be back to normal. Funny, the teacher never suspected anything.