Did I Mention That You Stink?

I was recently offended by someone's horrible body odor. Actually, I wasn't recently offended; I just have been recently no longer able to tolerate the offensive smell.

Person to remain nameless has this ability to produce so much body odor that the smell can fill a two story house. I kid you not.

I was minding my own bees wax when said person happened upon my cube to present me not only with a task but with a smell that attacked my nose and took over the wonderful taste of the lovely mandarin occupying my mouth, hence the expression, "It smelled so bad I could taste it."

A couple of hours later, I was again minding my own business, my co-worker and I were looking out of the window of a bosses office, watching the hail and lighting come down, listening to the rolling thunder and I eating my delicious granola bar when again, said person walks into the room. The smell violated my nostrils and again, assumed the sweet taste of my granola bar, hence the expression, "It smelled so bad I puked."

I now know why the girl who sits next to her has so many air fresheners. If I were that girl, I would wrap a bottle of deoderant with a pink little ribbon and a card that says, "Did I Mention That You Stink?"